Mary Tyler Moore didn't have to go through this sh**!

Ok, so i am back with a new crazy messed up dream. This one starts out with me getting another interview at my DREAM INTERNSHIP for next year, at St. Thomas' Inter-professional Office. I already had an interview here, and LOVED it!!! So yeah, in my dream i was in Minneapolis at this interview and my CD (chemical dependency) teacher was there and gave the "position" to a fellow classmate of mine who is already interning there. I was understandably very upset about this, and this was all i was thinking about on my lightrail ride home to La Crosse,...yes,...there is a lightrail between the Metro Twin Cities area and La Crosse...i am a powerful dreamer. So anyways, for those of you who know La Crosse, the lightrail stopped like behind the brewery on that windy (not windy, think vine+y) road. So i step out of the lightrail, a mere 20 minutes later. (time elapsed)
Some business person came up and asked me for the time. I obliged and told them, but as i walked away i noticed another person walk up to me, except this time it was a deranged psycho CRAZY LADY!!! She was yelling at me about something (i can only blame this on the fact that today was Hitler's day of birth) so she stuck out her finger at me and was yelling and carrying on, and for some reason i still DO NOT understand, i bit her finger and started running, since i do that so much! So i am running and running away from this deranged woman who was still yelling at me, and BOY could she RUN! It was like she was one of those amish bastards from Resident Evil or something! BOOM i look back and THERE SHE IS!!! GAINING GROUND!!!! So i come up to this house (apparently the only house in La Crosse) and run inside. My coworker, classmate and dear friend Jacki was sitting on the front porch of this dark and Poe-esque house and she was reading Cosmo. Jacki is a pretty laid back girl, and even though she CAN be girly and i'm sure she HAS read Cosmo at some point, but with all due respect i don't peg her as a regular reader.
So i pass Jacki on the porch and yell for her to help me,...but she completely ignores me and reads about the "latest way to please your man" or whatever in Cosmo, and i start to run through the house to get away from psycho Resident Evil Amish zombie thing. Well, lucky for me i chose HER house, that's right, the psycho's house, to run into, so she knows where all the pots and pans and weapons are held, so she starts throwing them at me. I continue screaming for help and trying to get away and.......

I WAKE UP!

I really hope this isn't foreshadowing of things to come vis a vis my future internship placement. All i know is when Mary Tyler Moore was living it up in the "Big City" pretty sure she was never chased by a deranged Amish-like video game creeper.