08 January 2011
Stealing...babies?
All i wanted was some coney island hot dogs. Well, i now will think twice before i grab some on my way out of La Crosse next time. Well, i went through our valley view mall (except it wasn't really the mall). Well, I had to walk through a fictional store to get to get to where the hot dogs were, and i was upset about something...so i felt really out of it. On my way back through the "store", a mob fight thing broke out, and i started to run out of the store. These burly men (much like ) started running out of the store, and i followed them out of the ever-growing crowd. They made me go with them to their car, and i was like "i can't! my car is parked over there!" (meaning the other side of the mall) Well, I was forced into their car, (a tripped out HUGE ASS truck)and they sped off. They said they would take me to my car....but i was losing hope. I also at this point started noticing all the people in the truck,...they all looked like Danny Trejo, except for one, who was either my neighbor or a younger John Travolta. It was fucking weird. So they continued driving towards this fancy development, (for some reason i thought oh, taryn's rich friends from Lincoln live out here,....weird?) So, we went into this fancy development, and they dudes parked the car and they made me run out with them. Well, apparently the neighbor/John Travolta character illegitimately fathered some babies that were put up for adoption without his consent. So, he "hired some help" to help him get those babies back. Well, we broke in and stole the first baby. Since i was the girl (without a huge machine gun) i had to carry the baby and run out of the house. Well, as i was running back to the truck the baby turned into a Cabbage Patch doll. It was weird. The second heist happened much like the first, including the baby turning into a doll. The dream pretty much ended after this...and i never even got to eat my hot dogs...
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