So i had a super hilarious/still kinda weird dream last night, and i totally blame the episode of Sixteen&Pregnant i was watching on MTV yesterday. So, here it goes......In my dream, i was pregnant, as well as my good friend Becca(Bexi). Our lack of cycles were SO in sync, we even had our babies at the exact time, and even in the same delivery room. Kinda weird, having to share a delivery room, but i don't really remember that much about the delivery, other than we were both in the same room, and at the same time we both had babies. I was pretty pumped, since i like babies. However, poor Bexi was NOT having any part of it. She was very much the OPPOSITE of excited and pumped and happy. Well, i named my baby Lauren, while Bex did not name her baby. In fact, her baby's bassinet read "Baby No Name, Ennis." I was really pumped that i was there with my friends....lol even though i now have a baby. But at least nothing weird happened, like on The Office's baby episode. That would be absolutely nasty!
Anyways,...since our health insurance (we were both on the same??) sucked, we had to leave the hospital that same day. But don't you worry about us feeling not up to it, since the minute we walked out of the hospital doors out into the real world as 21-year old parents, all of our remaining "baby weight" just WENT AWAY!!!! LIKE POOF!! I have heard it is very much NOT like that. So, Bex goes off with Baby No-Name and the baby-daddy, (first name withheld to pretend to protect identity) and i went off with Baby Lauren.
Well, since this is the real world (only in my dreams) i had to get back up to St. Paul to go to school, so a few days later before i left i thought i would go check on my birthing buddy Bex at her house, but things were not going that well for her. The baby daddy had split, because he "couldn't handle being a dad at the age of 21,".....very funny to think about. So poor Baby No-Name still had no name,...and Bex was not feeling the whole "being a single mom thing" at all. I don't know what i was high on, since i never once saw my baby's daddy, and i would very much like to have known who put me in that situation.
So yeah, the curtains closed on my dream as i was carrying Lauren away from Baby No-Name and poor Bexi.........
THE END!
HAHAHA WOOOWW Finger...This is...interesting. I'm sure chad would have been creative and named is "Lekresha" or something...Anyway, keep em coming!!!
ReplyDeleteProbs Lucrecia... way more final fantasy. That, or 'Nay Rae' short for Naylawndarae.
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